I like cereal.
i wanna wear cute outfits with tons of lace and pretty things but i also wanna be really hardcore and wear a ton of black but mostly i just wear the same pants every day
Kili is my favourite dwarf because he looks to surprised every time he does anything
Kili’s eternal face of ’Bloody Hell, It Actually Worked.’
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
catch me up in tha club like
u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class
I just saw this text post that said *quietly opens a bag of chips at a funeral*
And I got really confused because I imagined this person opening a bag of frozen chips at a funeral and cooking them
But then I remembered
I have like 20 unfinished drawings but im still like
Fantastic beasts and where Hagrid hides them.
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
The only season finale I accept is Chuck coming back to smite Metatron.
"Bitch this is MY typewriter"
Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?
Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.