I like cereal.
i live for the applause, applause, applause
live for the way that you cheer and scream for me
the applause, applause, applause
me everyday: fuck America
me on Fourth of July: hell yea bitch USA go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team USA all day and week month year and century i love America D I C K S Q U A D
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!”
how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that